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WordPress Support Plans

Your WordPress, stress‑free. We babysit it.

Your WordPress site should make money, not migraines. Our support plans keep everything updated, patched, backed up, and blazing fast—so you can sell, post, and sleep. We handle the nerdy stuff daily, weekly, and on-demand. You just show up and win.

Plugins clash. Themes break. Bots attack. Slow hosting steals sales. If your site’s your storefront, every minute of downtime bleeds trust and cash. Most teams wait for disasters; we prevent them. Active monitoring, zero-drama updates, instant restores, and real humans who answer fast—yep, even when it’s 2am. 😈 Because broken sites don’t sell, period.

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If you notice these WordPress red flags, call us.

Don’t wait for a meltdown. If your site’s throwing these tiny tantrums, it’s quietly costing you sales, trust, and sanity. When you see this, ping us.

  • If updates trigger a White Screen of Death, it’s time to call. 😵‍💫
  • If mobile pages take 3+ seconds to load, conversions are already leaving.
  • If Google flashes malware warnings or spam floods comments, stop normalizing chaos.
  • If forms, carts, or checkouts randomly fail, you’re literally leaking revenue.
  • If traffic spikes crash the site when content pops, you need tuning yesterday.
  • If your dev ghosted and nobody’s accountable, we’ll be the adults (with vibes), hahas.

The benefits of WordPress support plans

Pick a plan, chill out. We keep WordPress safe, fast, and updated while you scale. Less firefighting, more growth. Here’s exactly what you get, no fluff.

Site speed that actually converts

We tune caching, images, queries, and CDN routing to crush Core Web Vitals. Faster pages mean lower bounce, higher AOV, and better SEO. Bye lag. Hi revenue. 🏎️evices.

Zero drama updates & instant rollbacks

We update in staging first, then push live during safe windows. If a plugin throws a tantrum, we roll it back instantly. No surprises, no ‘whoops.’

Proactive security, not panic mode

Firewall, malware scans, hardening, least‑privilege access, 2FA, and real‑time alerts. If something sneaks in, we clean it and lock it down—fast.

Real humans, real‑time support

24/7 monitoring, fast response SLAs, and named humans who actually answer. Urgent channel for ‘oh no’ moments. Consider us your on‑call WordPress bouncers.

Why Choose OhCool Media?

2.3M+ followers, 250M+ views, and launches with BullionShark and CMYCubes—when we send traffic, sites must hold. We build support that keeps revenue flowing, period.

Creator‑led, revenue‑obsessed

Founded by Lee Armfield. We blend creator speed with technical discipline, so your site stays up when the algorithm finally loves you. Monetization > maintenance.

Trusted by brands that scale

From BullionShark (coins) to CMYCubes (cube displays), we’ve supported high‑velocity campaigns and promos without blink‑and‑it’s‑gone downtime.

Real SLAs, human support

Clear response times, priority channels, and named humans. No ‘ticket #38473 for 4 days’ energy. You’ll know who’s on it and when it’s done.

Security that actually stops stuff

WAF, malware scanning, brute‑force throttling, least‑privilege access, 2FA, and daily audits. Paranoid? Yup. That’s why breaches don’t stick.

Performance, so fast it converts

CDN, caching, image compression, database tuning, and Core Web Vitals wins. Speed boosts rankings and checkout rates. It’s not magic—just good engineering.

Backups & restores you can trust

Hourly/daily encrypted offsite backups with tested restores. Click, roll back, breathe. You break it, we un‑break it. Quick.

Ready for zero WordPress drama?

Grab a support plan, hand us the keys, and go build cool stuff. 24/7 monitoring, real humans, instant fixes. Book your plan now—your future self says thanks. 🚀

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