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Email Marketing Services

Turn subscribers into cash on repeat

Your list isn’t a list, it’s a money printer we’re about to plug in. OhCool Media builds bold email systems that grab attention, spark replies, and stack revenue on autopilot. We write, design, test, and optimize so every send hits harder. 🔥

If you’re posting like crazy but sales dip between launches, yeah… your inbox is leaking money. Weak subject lines, boring flows, and scary deliverability waste your list’s potential. We fix segmentation, automations, and creative so abandoned carts, dead subscribers, and ghosted promos stop stealing your revenue. 😤 You deserve clicks that actually convert.

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If your emails aren’t printing money, it’s time to call.

Spot any of these? Cool, not cool. When your list misbehaves, OhCool Media steps in fast with fixes that turn chaos into consistent cashflow. 🤑

  • If open rates crater under 20%, it’s time to call.
  • If cart abandons ghost you daily, it’s time to call.
  • If your list grows but sales don’t, it’s time to call.
  • If Gmail keeps yeeting you to Promotions, it’s time to call. 😵‍💫
  • If campaigns need 6 approvals and still flop, it’s time to call.
  • If you don’t have welcome, post-purchase, and winback flows, it’s time to call.

The benefits of email marketing

Email is the only channel you truly own. Done right, it compounds. Here’s what happens when OhCool Media runs your inbox like a growth engine.

Revenue on autopilot

Lifecycle flows sell 24/7: welcome, browse/cart abandonment, post‑purchase, and winback. We personalize timing, offers, and creative by segment to squeeze every drop. You wake up to Stripe dings, not guesswork. Haha yes, please.

Creative people actually click

Bold subject lines, tight copy, thumb-stopping design, GIFs that slap—built mobile-first and brand-perfect. No corporate snooze. Just opens, clicks, and conversions your CFO can flex on.

Higher deliverability, bigger reach

We clean your list, warm your domain, and set up SPF/DKIM/DMARC so ISPs chill. Better placement → more eyes → more clicks → more money. Inbox, not spam box.

Data-backed decisions, not vibes

We test subject lines, send times, CTAs, offers, and templates. Live dashboards track revenue per recipient and LTV. We scale winners fast and ghost the losers. Simple.

Why choose OhCool Media?

Built on 2,300,000+ followers, 250,000,000+ views, and real DTC wins with BullionShark and CMYCubes—OhCool Media makes inboxes perform.

Creator-led by Lee Armfield

Lee’s a builder, not a buzzword guy. He’s grown audiences past 2.3M and knows exactly what gets people to click, reply, and buy.

DTC receipts, not theories

From BullionShark (coins) to CMYCubes (cube displays), we’ve shipped campaigns that move inventory and boost repeat purchase. Actual sales, actual screenshots.

Full-stack email team

Strategy, copy, design, automation, QA, and testing under one roof. No Franken-workflows. One squad, one revenue goal.

Platform-native execution

Klaviyo and Mailchimp pros with clean integrations to Shopify and your stack. Segments that make sense, flows that never miss, and compliance handled.

On-brand, scroll-stopping creative

We blend UGC vibes, memes, and premium design so your emails feel human and sell hard. Your voice, turned up to 11.

Transparent growth cadence

Audits, roadmaps, weekly sprints, and crystal-clear reporting. You’ll know what we shipped, what it did, and what’s next—always.

Ready to make your inbox your top salesperson?

Book an audit with OhCool Media. We’ll show you the money leaks, plug them, and build a send-it-and-smile system. Let’s print, not pray. 🚀

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